ingats! haha
Wednesday
Thursday
long tym no.....
heiyahh`! XD .. long tym no post dudes`! ;)) .. i need a break (again!) hahaha .. i can't handle "byoteful" haha .. ^^ ,
i really want a break again`! hehe .. i'm just saying i need more tym to relax, and my site seriously needs a makeover, lol! .. i've managed to survive 2yrs. of nursing .. even though di q xa gsto.. hehehe .. i cnt believe mg 3rd year nko.. hahaha .. y not! xmpre i wanna know how do i look pag nka clinical nko hahaha.. XD this sem i promised i won't cram them. i never want to cram again. ;)) i learned my lesson. haaai... high school is tough .. i guess even more here in lyce. i gotta be more responsible.. so help me god.
enough emo talk.. ;)) ..school has been really fun too..
oh. i gotta go, . ^^
nath. dhan and arnie !! ajah!! ;D
Saturday
NANAY..iLY
this mother's day ..im planning to waste my time in manila bay..garden of memories to visit jermaine, talk to my dogs and go somewhere kung saan magiistop itong mga maliliit kong paa.. in short pag medyo pagod na sya. hehe ang sweet noh??. ehh bakit nga ba tinotorture ko ung paa q??.
kasi, pag gumglaw yung paa q at madameng nkikita ang mata ko, bumubuka bibig ko.. nakakalimutan kong magisip kaya nga pag lecture mejo tahimik ako eh. btw.. mother's day ngayon, kaya HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY SA MGA MOTHER NYO.. namimiss ko ang nanay ko, 10 years ko na sya hindi nakikita. 10bdays, xmas, new year, and 10mother's day q na sya hindi nakakasama. ang nanay ko ay masipag(sa sobrang sipag nga hindi na kami nakakasama), mabait (sobrang bait nga hindi na pinairapan ni lord), at sobrang sweet (natutunaw nga ako kasi lagi syang humahalik at kinakagat ako) minsan maiinitin ulo pero dala lang yung ng pagod nya. maganda nanay ko, she's my world's breath taking creature to walk the face of this earth..
kasi, pag gumglaw yung paa q at madameng nkikita ang mata ko, bumubuka bibig ko.. nakakalimutan kong magisip kaya nga pag lecture mejo tahimik ako eh. btw.. mother's day ngayon, kaya HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY SA MGA MOTHER NYO.. namimiss ko ang nanay ko, 10 years ko na sya hindi nakikita. 10bdays, xmas, new year, and 10mother's day q na sya hindi nakakasama. ang nanay ko ay masipag(sa sobrang sipag nga hindi na kami nakakasama), mabait (sobrang bait nga hindi na pinairapan ni lord), at sobrang sweet (natutunaw nga ako kasi lagi syang humahalik at kinakagat ako) minsan maiinitin ulo pero dala lang yung ng pagod nya. maganda nanay ko, she's my world's breath taking creature to walk the face of this earth..
NANAY: nanay, words begin to fail me, pero alam ko,,you never did.. you could always find me even if nagtatago ako.. you know what is right kahit nagsisinungaling ako.. when i fell. you could always pick me up, pag suko nako you tried your hardest.. you stood beside me when others chose to sit.. u give me light when my world was dim, u made me feel like the flower When I thought I was only the stem.. also u pulled me through things when I thought I was done. for you lagi akong winner Even if I hadn't won. u gave me strength when I was weak,,boses din kita when I wouldn't speak, I always trusted you even when I didn't trust me. When I felt locked down you helped me feel free When u got mad,, your love didn't change. I never thought I'd be without you this all feels so strange. natatandaan ko pa nga poh when things got hard And you would hold my hand kahit panaginip lang. you told me it was fine And that you'd understand I never thought you understood But now I know I was wrong u knew me better than anyone And helped me stay strong u will never be forgotten u'll always remain in my heart, With a love as strong as ours We will never be apart you always cared so much Even about the little things, nanay you was always my angel But now you have wings.
NANAY my hope that destiny would bring us back together meant that i never really had to say goodbye..in all my life.. i have never really felt so at peace when i was in your arms.. wala kang katulad NAY.. nag iisa ka lang.
>>>.through those precious moments, magical times and meaningful words. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! i miss u NANAY NG BUHAY KO. ;]]
Thursday
english dude! english!
Tayong mga Filipino compare sa ibang nationalities, we make fun of not speaking English properly. Yung nga Japanese people don’t care if they speak broken English, Chinese people couldn’t care less either. At dahil love natin ang American, we adopted English as our second language. Ngayon if you make grammatical errors. Gaya ng iba you should wear speaking in pidgin tagalong daw as a badge of “sossy-ness”but xmpre few would wave their bad English with pride weird noh?. Pero let’s face it.. we find it funny.
1. August 12, 2008 → The Top Ten “Mag-Tagalog Ka Na Lang!” Quotes - Agent 2B Biboy Blue - While our teacher was writing on the board, someone threw paper at him. He turned around and shouted, “Hudas dat person dat did dat?”
2. Beb Ni Tykes - When my mom was in a spa, the masseuse asked, “Swedish or Thai?” My mom answered, “I’m Pinoy!”
3. Honbee - When I arrived late at friend’s house, he asked, “Have you been eaten?”
4. Ferdz - From a high school classmate: “Simple problem you cannot solution? How can you graduation?”
5. Wowie - From a sosyalerang panget on a jeep: “Driver, payment!”
6. No name - An officemate during a meeting - “I second emotion!”
7. Sundowner - A beauty contestant when asked what would she advocate should she win: “I want to promote drug abuse!”
8. Sundowner - Same beauty contest, same question, different contestant: “I will donate trash to every barangay!”
9. Jose de vengenge - Host: “How will you describe the color blue to a blind man?” Beauty contestant: “Good question, keep it up! I thank you.”
10. Jose de vengenge - Host: “What makes you blush?” Beauty contestant: “Blush-on?”
11. Jose de vengenge - Host: “What is the youth’s biggest problem today?” Contestant: “Drugs.” Host: “Why?” Contestant: “Mahal eh!”
12. Scrambledegg - “You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four!”
13. Filthy Rich Beggar - An officemate arguing on the phone: “I called you three times! No ha, no ho!” (Ni ha, ni ho)
14. No name - My angry boss when I took half the day off: “Where did you been?”
15. Ishi - Our English teacher: “I have a son. My son is a boy.”
16. Astroboy - Dude 1: “What’s the difference between H2O and CO2?” Dude 2: “H2O is water, CO2 is COLD water!”
17. Astroboy - Teacher: “Define ethics.” Student: “Ethics are smaller than ducks.”
18. No name - Over the PA system at the airport: “Passengers please proceed to git it. I ripit, git it.” (”gate 8″)
19. Dru - I get this all the time when I ask applicants: “How do you want me to call you?” Applicant: “Uhm…cellphone?”
20. Scully - A high school classmate: “We own a boutique. You know, where you buy medicine?”
21. No name - When I introduced my twin sister to my high school teacher, she asked, “You’re twins? Since when?”
22. RhachaeL_Leigh - College professor: “What you are I was. What I am you will.”
23. Myra - When our secretary got a call looking for a lady who was in a meeting with the boss in his room, the secretary said, “She is inside her boss.”
24. No name - Calendar Girl: “I will win because I have da 3 “V’s”. Vivacious, Vyootipul, Very Okay.”
1. August 12, 2008 → The Top Ten “Mag-Tagalog Ka Na Lang!” Quotes - Agent 2B Biboy Blue - While our teacher was writing on the board, someone threw paper at him. He turned around and shouted, “Hudas dat person dat did dat?”
2. Beb Ni Tykes - When my mom was in a spa, the masseuse asked, “Swedish or Thai?” My mom answered, “I’m Pinoy!”
3. Honbee - When I arrived late at friend’s house, he asked, “Have you been eaten?”
4. Ferdz - From a high school classmate: “Simple problem you cannot solution? How can you graduation?”
5. Wowie - From a sosyalerang panget on a jeep: “Driver, payment!”
6. No name - An officemate during a meeting - “I second emotion!”
7. Sundowner - A beauty contestant when asked what would she advocate should she win: “I want to promote drug abuse!”
8. Sundowner - Same beauty contest, same question, different contestant: “I will donate trash to every barangay!”
9. Jose de vengenge - Host: “How will you describe the color blue to a blind man?” Beauty contestant: “Good question, keep it up! I thank you.”
10. Jose de vengenge - Host: “What makes you blush?” Beauty contestant: “Blush-on?”
11. Jose de vengenge - Host: “What is the youth’s biggest problem today?” Contestant: “Drugs.” Host: “Why?” Contestant: “Mahal eh!”
12. Scrambledegg - “You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four!”
13. Filthy Rich Beggar - An officemate arguing on the phone: “I called you three times! No ha, no ho!” (Ni ha, ni ho)
14. No name - My angry boss when I took half the day off: “Where did you been?”
15. Ishi - Our English teacher: “I have a son. My son is a boy.”
16. Astroboy - Dude 1: “What’s the difference between H2O and CO2?” Dude 2: “H2O is water, CO2 is COLD water!”
17. Astroboy - Teacher: “Define ethics.” Student: “Ethics are smaller than ducks.”
18. No name - Over the PA system at the airport: “Passengers please proceed to git it. I ripit, git it.” (”gate 8″)
19. Dru - I get this all the time when I ask applicants: “How do you want me to call you?” Applicant: “Uhm…cellphone?”
20. Scully - A high school classmate: “We own a boutique. You know, where you buy medicine?”
21. No name - When I introduced my twin sister to my high school teacher, she asked, “You’re twins? Since when?”
22. RhachaeL_Leigh - College professor: “What you are I was. What I am you will.”
23. Myra - When our secretary got a call looking for a lady who was in a meeting with the boss in his room, the secretary said, “She is inside her boss.”
24. No name - Calendar Girl: “I will win because I have da 3 “V’s”. Vivacious, Vyootipul, Very Okay.”
Sunday
in ngayon.
plastic bag
ang all new plastik bag ngayon ay hindi lang magagamit pamalengke at magbitbit ng mga gamit.Ito na rin ang makabagong swim wear na usong uso sa mga kabataan ngayon.
Hindi ako magsisinungaling, bwakanang natawa talaga ako at totoo namang humagalpak ng makita ko tong pektyure na to na inimail sa'kin ng iskulmeyt kong si bengbong (original na kuha ni eric madeja) kasi naman, nagpu-food trip yung wetpaks nya at kinakain na nito yung plastik. at kung iisipin e madami namang ibang pwedeng gawing swim suit e bakit plastik bag pa? huwaw! hantalino! ingenuity to the highest lebel! mas mataas pa sa pinagsamang kagalingan ni bossing vic at ni pidol sa kanilang pelikula! Amf! tinawag ko pa nga yung ate rely ko para lang ipakita. Ayun tumawa din ng sobra! amf! pero pagkatapos ng ilang saglit e napaisip ako ng malupet!!! Hindi naman dapat pala tawanan yung piktyure na to kasi mas malalim ang ibig sabihin nito kaysa sa unang impresyon mo. Sinasabi nitong ang buhay ay parang pagpapaganda kay madam auring - soobrang mahirap. Hindi lahat kayang bumili ng speedo o adidas na swimwear. totoo naman e, hindi lahat mapera at hindi lahat bonggang bongga kapag nagswi-swimming... marami ring mukhang tukmol na kahit lalake naman e magpupumilit magsuot ng one(1) piece swimsuit kahit pa plastik bag ito.. sauce! masunod lang ang taeng luho ng katawan! hehehehehe,...anyway, hindi ko itra-try to kasi hindi ko ma-imagine yung hitsura ko kapag suot suot na yung plastik bag. mukha siguro akong buteteng malnoris. hehehehe... so kayo, sa susunod na may makikita kayong plastik bag na nakakalat lang at balak na ninyong itapon. Hep! Hep! maisip-isip muna kayo. Aba! ito ang "in" ngayon!
ang all new plastik bag ngayon ay hindi lang magagamit pamalengke at magbitbit ng mga gamit.Ito na rin ang makabagong swim wear na usong uso sa mga kabataan ngayon.
Hindi ako magsisinungaling, bwakanang natawa talaga ako at totoo namang humagalpak ng makita ko tong pektyure na to na inimail sa'kin ng iskulmeyt kong si bengbong (original na kuha ni eric madeja) kasi naman, nagpu-food trip yung wetpaks nya at kinakain na nito yung plastik. at kung iisipin e madami namang ibang pwedeng gawing swim suit e bakit plastik bag pa? huwaw! hantalino! ingenuity to the highest lebel! mas mataas pa sa pinagsamang kagalingan ni bossing vic at ni pidol sa kanilang pelikula! Amf! tinawag ko pa nga yung ate rely ko para lang ipakita. Ayun tumawa din ng sobra! amf! pero pagkatapos ng ilang saglit e napaisip ako ng malupet!!! Hindi naman dapat pala tawanan yung piktyure na to kasi mas malalim ang ibig sabihin nito kaysa sa unang impresyon mo. Sinasabi nitong ang buhay ay parang pagpapaganda kay madam auring - soobrang mahirap. Hindi lahat kayang bumili ng speedo o adidas na swimwear. totoo naman e, hindi lahat mapera at hindi lahat bonggang bongga kapag nagswi-swimming... marami ring mukhang tukmol na kahit lalake naman e magpupumilit magsuot ng one(1) piece swimsuit kahit pa plastik bag ito.. sauce! masunod lang ang taeng luho ng katawan! hehehehehe,...anyway, hindi ko itra-try to kasi hindi ko ma-imagine yung hitsura ko kapag suot suot na yung plastik bag. mukha siguro akong buteteng malnoris. hehehehe... so kayo, sa susunod na may makikita kayong plastik bag na nakakalat lang at balak na ninyong itapon. Hep! Hep! maisip-isip muna kayo. Aba! ito ang "in" ngayon!
Tuesday
taking quite a turn.......
grabe!!! it's on the 3rd week but still....... it hurts so bad..!!
Its kinda hard with you not around
Know you in heaven smilin down
Watchin us while we pray for you
Every day we pray for you
Til the day we meet again
In my heart is where I'll keep you friend
Memories give me the strength I need to proceed
Strength I need to believe
My thoughts big I just cant define
Wish I could turn back the hands of time
Us in the market-market, talking happy memories and future plans
You and me taking flicks
I still cant believe youre gone
Give anything to hear half your breath
I know you still living you're life, after death
!miss u big Jermaine!
*flying.kiss*
*big.big.hugggggg*
Even though you're gone, we still partners
Through your family, Ill fulfill your dream
In the future, cant wait to see
If you open up the gates for me
Reminisce some time, the morning he took you
Try to black it out, but it plays again
When its real, feelings hard to conceal
Can't imagine all the pain I feel
Give anything to hear half your breath
*24*
Its kinda hard with you not around
Know you in heaven smilin down
Watchin us while we pray for you
Every day we pray for you
Til the day we meet again
In my heart is where I'll keep you friend
Memories give me the strength I need to proceed
Strength I need to believe
My thoughts big I just cant define
Wish I could turn back the hands of time
Us in the market-market, talking happy memories and future plans
You and me taking flicks
I still cant believe youre gone
Give anything to hear half your breath
I know you still living you're life, after death
!miss u big Jermaine!
*flying.kiss*
*big.big.hugggggg*
Even though you're gone, we still partners
Through your family, Ill fulfill your dream
In the future, cant wait to see
If you open up the gates for me
Reminisce some time, the morning he took you
Try to black it out, but it plays again
When its real, feelings hard to conceal
Can't imagine all the pain I feel
Give anything to hear half your breath
*24*
Sunday
FAMiLY
[family]
me,mami aileen,jermaine,glyn and dadi jeffrey
family is the best god gave us
me,mami aileen,jermaine,glyn and dadi jeffrey
family is the best god gave us
this day i went to jermaine... para dmalaw kasi naman si lawrence eh.. my meeting daw tom ayun!! heheh .. so punta na lang aq sa garden at mandaluyong para dalawin sila mami aileen, dadi jeffrey, glyn, nanany, tatay ,with ate liza and marvin c rr may laro ehh... napaka saya ko ngayong araw kahit wala si jermaine .. kasi ang mami aileen namin nun lang tumawa tapos nagpapicture pa sya sakin together with the other members of the band. hehe ang sarap ng feeling.. msasabi kong ito ang first family picture ko.. eto ang unang family na naka bonding ko kahit wala si jermaine feeling namin buhay pa din sya... ang dami kong picturs with them kahit ang pangit2 ko sa mga pictures ok lang heheh.. (di kasi ako prepared..) ahehe ... pero nafefeel ko talag si jermaine,.
miss na miss na namin sya.. hehe sana ok lang sya palagi with god.. ;]]
marvin,tita liza,me,mami,tracy,glyn and dadi
mami aileen carry me. hehe
me talking to jermaine..
tita liza,me,mami,tracy,glyn ang dadi,.
"i'll be loving you forever, deep inside my heart you leave me never, even if you took my heart, and tore it apart, i will love you still forever...
you are my sun, you are my life and your the last thing on my mind before i go to sleep at night, your always around when im in need , when troubles on my mind you put my soul at ease, there is no one in this world, who can love me like you do, so many reasons that i wanna spend forever with you...
kanta yan.. heheh hindi ako ngddrama.,. hehe
love you jermaine.. aalagaan ko sila mami aileen. ;D
Wednesday
no goodbye
..i seems odd to start this..with a dear jermaine, dear babe, or dear omeng.. my life has certainly taken quite a turn,. grbe!! ang daya mo!! ikaw ang pinaka madayang taong nkilala ko.. ang dami pa natin gagawin tapos ayan ka!! haaayy. jermaine! isaksak na lang syo ung gamot bumitiw ka pa.
omeng. ang hirap2!! ang sakit!! pero wala kang kasalanan babe. naiintindihan kita siguro pagod ka na din. and tama sila doctora ty. ayaw mong nhihirapan ang mga nagmamahal sayo. maine. sana kung nasan ka man ngayon maging masaya ka sa piling ni god. kampante nko kasi mas safe ka na free from hurt free from pain sobrang bait mo kasi kaya sabi ni god sya na magaalaga sayo.. magpaksaya ka lng jan babe...... kahit naiinis ako sayo masaya na ko para sayo.. atleast di ba. want mo ma meet si god in person ayan na chance mo na yan wag ka mhiyain ahh. nabubutas ang langit pag mahiyain ka.babe... ang bait ng pamilya mo sakin. wala akong masabi. babe............ ang hirap!! ang skit2 !!
november na pla huli natin paguusap.. tapos nwla kapa 24. astig ka babe. monthsary kpa tlga umlis.. nkakaasar ka!!!!sorry babe kung umiiyak ako ahh?. sandali lang to tapos hindi na ko iiyak promise! msasanay din ako babe.
babe eto na .. this is the time that our future will take different paths..my hope that destiny would bring us back together meant that i never really had to say goodbye..in all my life.. i have never really felt so at peace when i was in your arms.. wala kang katulad jermaine.. nag iisa ka lang. with all my love.
i love u!!!!!
babe.. wait for me until we meet again!!
may you rest in peace.
Sunday
i miss being there..
thurday na talaga.
classmates: "may exam daw!" .. "may report daw" .. "may activity daw" .
ako: "pupunta pa naman akong glorietta.. para makapag volunteer sa "make a wish" foundation..
.. i volunteer in this foundation 2years later.. dahil na rin siguro sa awa ko sa mga batang may cancer at dahil na rin siguro sa kagustuhan kong mag hanap .. after joining mula nun 1 time pa lang akong naka punta sa lahat ng wishes granting nila. dahil na rin sa sobrang busy ko sa school at minsan pag pinakiusapan sa work!. hindi naman ako mkapag- donate kasi wala din akong pera at mga damit (nanghihiram lang din ako minsan). kaya time lang din maibibigay ko. pero mukang pati time nawawala na din sakin.. anyway.. sa june i'll make sure sa wish granting kay jikko(6 year old boy wish to be in boracay.)sasama kami ni ate sa paghatid..
make a wish foundation a medium for individuals who believe that the ability to help is a blessing.We reach out to children who are afflicted with life threatening illnesses, and the result is an unforgettable experience that is infused with hope and happiness which strengthens the spirit of the “wish child” and his or her family.
In Make-A-Wish Philippines we believe that life is not measured by time but by happy memories.
Saturday
s*#@! ang emo ko!. ;]]
Ayoko na!!!'
Yan ang speech ko nitong mga nakaraang araw. Pero dahil wala naman ako sa harap ng kamera, walang nakakasunog balat na ilaw at walang direktor na sumisigaw ng lights, camera action, dadaanin ko na lang sa pagba-blog ang kabaliwang ito... Bibitaw na nga ba ako? Duh?!rozel Bibitaw? Saan?
iba ang pakiramdam ko ngayon,Para akong nakakapit sa isang hibla ng sinulid na malapit ng mapatid. At paksyet na malufeeet at humagufeeet, hindi masaya ang ganung pakiramdam! Kahit sa mga oras na ito hindi ko maipaliwanag kung ano ang nararamdaman ko. Hindi ko alam kung hindi lang talaga sapat ang mga adjectives ni Mr. dictionary para mailarawan ang emosyon ko o sadyang misshape na ang neuro receptors sa utak ko kaya hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit ako nagkakaganito(tama ba?). Ngayon ko lang napatunayan na hindi sa lahat ng oras totoo na what the mouth can't say, the fingers can relay. Eh dahil hindi masabi ng bibig ko... hindi rin masabi ng mga daliri ko kung ano ba talaga ang gusto kong sabihin.
basta i spend my valentines sa hospital and im happy knowing that my boyfriend will be home soon as in really soon .
thanks sa lahat ng nagdasal para sa aking iniirog na nagngangalang jermaine peter policarpio. hehehe . salamat talaga!
guys! galingan nating sumabay sa buhay! for a rock n'roll!
Yan ang speech ko nitong mga nakaraang araw. Pero dahil wala naman ako sa harap ng kamera, walang nakakasunog balat na ilaw at walang direktor na sumisigaw ng lights, camera action, dadaanin ko na lang sa pagba-blog ang kabaliwang ito... Bibitaw na nga ba ako? Duh?!rozel Bibitaw? Saan?
iba ang pakiramdam ko ngayon,Para akong nakakapit sa isang hibla ng sinulid na malapit ng mapatid. At paksyet na malufeeet at humagufeeet, hindi masaya ang ganung pakiramdam! Kahit sa mga oras na ito hindi ko maipaliwanag kung ano ang nararamdaman ko. Hindi ko alam kung hindi lang talaga sapat ang mga adjectives ni Mr. dictionary para mailarawan ang emosyon ko o sadyang misshape na ang neuro receptors sa utak ko kaya hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit ako nagkakaganito(tama ba?). Ngayon ko lang napatunayan na hindi sa lahat ng oras totoo na what the mouth can't say, the fingers can relay. Eh dahil hindi masabi ng bibig ko... hindi rin masabi ng mga daliri ko kung ano ba talaga ang gusto kong sabihin.
basta i spend my valentines sa hospital and im happy knowing that my boyfriend will be home soon as in really soon .
thanks sa lahat ng nagdasal para sa aking iniirog na nagngangalang jermaine peter policarpio. hehehe . salamat talaga!
guys! galingan nating sumabay sa buhay! for a rock n'roll!
Friday
BASAHiN NiU T0!! ASTiG.!!
i get this article from my idol "TAYMPERS" .. natanggal stress ko. ;]]
Medical Terminology
ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENT’S MEDICAL CHARTS at PHILIPPINE GENERAL HOSPITAL (PGH):
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. (Ang lungs pala nasa left side na?!??!)
2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
(Ang knee nawala?!??!? )
3. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. (Talaga?!?! At kailangan talagang ipagsabi ?!!)
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. (how sad!)
5. The patient has been depressed since she began Seeing me in 1993. (Maybe she should stop seeing you)
6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. (without permission to be alive? Pati ba right to live kailangang may permission na din?!?!?)
7. The patient refused autopsy. (WHAATT?!??! )
8. The patient has no previous history of suicides. (ganun?!!?!? ?)
9. She is numb from her toes down. (meron pa bang mas down sa toes?)
10. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. (that fast?!??!)
11. The skin was moist and dry. (how could something be moist yet dry?)
12. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. (&%#$@@@!!#$!! !)
13. Patient was alert and unresponsive. (alert pero unresponsive? Pa’no naging alert yun?!?)
14. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (may thyroid sa rectal?!?!)
15. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. (yun naman pala!)
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Madalas akong mapagtanungan ng direction papunta sa Cobalt Room.
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Nang mag-rotate ako as intern sa Pediatrics ng PGH, mahal na mahal talaga ng mga nanay ang kanilang mga anak na may sakit. Pilit nilang tinatandaan ang mga gamot at tawag sa sakit ng kanilang anak.
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Ang tawag sa recovery room ng PGH ay PACU (Post-Anesthesia Care Unit)
Doktor: “Mrs., tapos na po ang operasyong ng anak ninyo, punta na Po kayo sa PACU.
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Doktor: “Mrs. ano po ba ang sinabi ng dating doktor kung ano daw ang sakit ng inyong anak?”
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Medical Terminology
ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENT’S MEDICAL CHARTS at PHILIPPINE GENERAL HOSPITAL (PGH):
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. (Ang lungs pala nasa left side na?!??!)
2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
(Ang knee nawala?!??!? )
3. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. (Talaga?!?! At kailangan talagang ipagsabi ?!!)
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. (how sad!)
5. The patient has been depressed since she began Seeing me in 1993. (Maybe she should stop seeing you)
6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. (without permission to be alive? Pati ba right to live kailangang may permission na din?!?!?)
7. The patient refused autopsy. (WHAATT?!??! )
8. The patient has no previous history of suicides. (ganun?!!?!? ?)
9. She is numb from her toes down. (meron pa bang mas down sa toes?)
10. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. (that fast?!??!)
11. The skin was moist and dry. (how could something be moist yet dry?)
12. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. (&%#$@@@!!#$!! !)
13. Patient was alert and unresponsive. (alert pero unresponsive? Pa’no naging alert yun?!?)
14. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (may thyroid sa rectal?!?!)
15. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. (yun naman pala!)
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Sa PGH, may tinatawag na Central Block. Nandoon ang Radiology Department kung saan ginagawa ang mga X-rays, Ultrasound, CT Scan at Radiotherapy. Dito ko naobserbahan ang evolution ng mga pinoy medical terms. May mga pasyente o bantay na aking nasasalubong, ang madalas magtanong ng direksyon. Mga
Versions ng CT Scan:
1. “Dok saan po ba ang Siete Scan?”
Versions ng CT Scan:
1. “Dok saan po ba ang Siete Scan?”
2. “Doc saan po ba magpapa-CT Skull”
3. “Doc saan po ba CT Scalp”
4. “Doc saan po ang CT Scam?”
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Madalas akong mapagtanungan ng direction papunta sa Cobalt Room.
“Doc saan po ba ang Cobal”
Yes, laging walang T. Marami ang gumagamit sa term na Cobal.
Saan napunta ang “T”. Marami din kasing nagtatanong,
“Doc, saan po ba ang papuntang X-Tray?”
Conclusion: Ang “T” ng Cobalt, ay napunta sa X-Tray.
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7:00 am. Nagbigay ang kasamahan kong doktor ng Instruction sa bantay ng pasyente,
“Mister, punta po kayo sa Central Block at magpa-schedule kayo ng X-ray ng pasyente ninyo.” 3:00 pm. Kadarating lang ng bantay. Nagalit na ang Doktor,
“Mister, bakit namang napakatagal ninyong bumalik? Pina-schedule ko lang naman ang X-ray ah.”
Sumagot ang bantay,
“Eh kasi po Doc, ang tagal kong naghintay sa gate, haggang sabihin ng guwardiya na sarado daw po ang Central Bank kasi Sabado ngayon.”
(Nasa Roxas Blvd ang Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas, at sarado nga naman yon kapag Sabado)!
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Nang mag-rotate ako as intern sa Pediatrics ng PGH, mahal na mahal talaga ng mga nanay ang kanilang mga anak na may sakit. Pilit nilang tinatandaan ang mga gamot at tawag sa sakit ng kanilang anak.
Doktor: “Mrs. ano po ang mga gamot na iniinom ng anak niyo?”
Mrs 1: “Doc phenobarbiedoll po.”
Doktor: “Ah baka po phenobarbital. ” (Gamot sa convulsion ang phenobarbital)
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Doktor: “Mrs. ano po ba ang antibiotic na iniinom ng anak ninyo?”
Doktor: “Mrs. ano po ba ang antibiotic na iniinom ng anak ninyo?”
Mrs 2: “Doc metromanilazole po.”
Doktor: “Ah baka po metronidazole. ” (Gamot sa amoeba ang metronidazole)
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Ang tawag sa recovery room ng PGH ay PACU (Post-Anesthesia Care Unit)
Doktor: “Mrs., tapos na po ang operasyong ng anak ninyo, punta na Po kayo sa PACU.
Mrs 3: “Eh Doc, saan po sa Paco? Sa may simbahan po ba o sa may palengke?
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Doktor: “Mrs. ano po ba ang sinabi ng dating doktor kung ano daw ang sakit ng inyong anak?”
Mrs 4: “Eh Doc sabi po niya Tragedy of Fallot.
Doktor: “Ah baka po Tetralogy of Fallot (Isang Congenital Heart Disease ang Tetralogy of Fallot)
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Biglang nagtatarang ang isang nanay at sumigaw.
Mrs: “Scissors! Scissors! Nag-sciscissors ang anak ko, Doc!
”Doktor: “Nurse, diazepam please, nag-seizure ang pasyente!”
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Doktor: “Mrs. ano daw po ba ang sakit ng anak ninyo?”
Doktor: “Mrs. ano daw po ba ang sakit ng anak ninyo?”
Mrs. 6 : May ketong daw po.
In-examine ng doktor ang balat ng pasyente. Wala siyang makitang senyales ng ketong. Tumawag pa siya ng isang Dermatologist para mag-examine nang husto. Wala talaga.
Doktor: “Mrs. sigurado po ba kayong ketong ang Sakit ng bata?”
Mrs 6: “Eh iyon po ang sabi ng doktor niya dati. Mataas daw po ang ketong sa ihi dahil may diabetes.”
Doktor: “Ah ketone po yon! (Ang positive ketone sa Ihi ay senyales ng kumplikasyon ng diabetes.)
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Doktor: (Sa buntis na mrs. na nagle-labor) “Mrs.pumutok na po ba ang panubigan mo?”
Mrs:”Eh Doc, wala naman po akong narinig na pagsabog.” (Hanep!)
Tuesday
gusto kong mag post bakit..??
pers peys(first phase)
gusto kong umpisahan ang post kong ito na ngyre nung 31.. retreat nmin sa manreza banawe. pwede akong mgtrycicle hehehe.. pro di ko ineexpect na sobrang saya ang retreat compare last year na sa tagaytay. . . isa si father jeff na nagpatawa sakin dun. wala lang astig banat nya ehh. sa knya ko ntutunan yung "i'm getting ready get ready" hahaha .. ntatawa talga ako.. syempre anjan din si ate orange na nagturo sakin kung pano ichange ang pattern na pwedeng maging way ikaw as a bridge to be a god family ba?. aheheh basta aun!
syempre slamat din kela nath,arnie,nhyca,snoopi,belle and cindy na nka picturan ko all day all night. hahaha ;]]
las peys(LAST PHASE)
gusto kong umpisahan ang post kong ito na ngyre nung 31.. retreat nmin sa manreza banawe. pwede akong mgtrycicle hehehe.. pro di ko ineexpect na sobrang saya ang retreat compare last year na sa tagaytay. . . isa si father jeff na nagpatawa sakin dun. wala lang astig banat nya ehh. sa knya ko ntutunan yung "i'm getting ready get ready" hahaha .. ntatawa talga ako.. syempre anjan din si ate orange na nagturo sakin kung pano ichange ang pattern na pwedeng maging way ikaw as a bridge to be a god family ba?. aheheh basta aun!
syempre slamat din kela nath,arnie,nhyca,snoopi,belle and cindy na nka picturan ko all day all night. hahaha ;]]
d troops . c nath kumuha ehh hehe .^^
and over all .. sobrang saya ko sa retreat na to. ang babait ng mga 2-2 at ntutuwa talaga ako. wala lang ang babait kasi nilang lahat sa kin ehh.. tunay ngang "god is good all the time, all the time god is good" ;]]
SALAMAT BRO!!
sekong peys(SECOND PHASE)
alam niu ba na after 1year 8 months 2days and 13hrs. may name plate na kme. ohhha! sobrang excite ko nga nagbayad na ko agad! kaso naman hanggang nagyon hndi ko pa nkukuha hahah.. KATAMS strike me.. (katamaran). w0o0t! ahahaha.. ewan ko ba. tinatamad na kong mag aral.. mula ng 3rd year high school tnamad na talaga ko.. hehehe anyway.... sana lang maisuot ko ng matagal ang name plate na yun! kaya ko to! ajah!! hehehelas peys(LAST PHASE)
ahahaha.. wala na akong maisip eh.. ahmmm!! wala lang knina habang nasa jeep ako.. pauwi. bumaba na ko at dumiretso sa bahay. ayon! hahahaha ;]]
0o0o0ENDo0o0o
Monday
-kOmerSyal bRek-
angisang stick ng yosi ay mayroong 295g ng vitamin A and D
at madadagdagan pa ng 1200mg ng calcium at 2% flouride kung sasabayan ng matador
yan ang mga bagay bagay na inililihim satin ng mga nutritionist
-Bob Ong
oo00oo
at kapag ikaw ay naninigarilyo, mas mababa ang tyansa mong mag ka parkinson's at azheimer's disease.
mas mababa din ang posibilidad na mag ka breast cancer ka
ito'y hindi kathang isip,
inaayon ko lamang ito sa naging pagaaral ng mga dalubhasa.
(na ewan ko ba, takot ata silang malaman natin ang mga ganitong klase ng impormasyon)
Wednesday
bye.bye negra.! ;[[
last january 23,2009 ang mahal kong pet ni jinx
na si negra ay nadeds na. ;[[
huhuhuhu..
lab na lab ko pa nmn sya.
and lagi akong pumupnta kela jinx
para lang mkita sya.
hmmmmm
kasi nmn dati pinakain q xa ng
cococrunch and bawal daw saknya yun
kasi nagiging high! hahaha
then bglang sinabi ni jinx na deds na sya
dahil nakakain ng detergeNt soap!
opoh! inuulit ko poh
opoh! inuulit ko poh
"detergent soap"
haaiii,, nami2ss q sya. sbi q pa nmn picturan
q xa pag my dala akong camera.
di pa umabot oh. ;[[
MiSS YOU NA NEGRA.
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Saturday
mag aartista na ko!
*GERiLYA SA POWELL STREET*
so far,,, wala pa pla akong naipopost sa blog q 4 this month.. and npncn q ptapos na pla january.. hahah february na.. slmt nmn , sna lng mtpos na 2ng sem na to na talaga namang pnakahihiling ko.. auq na mag health eco kase ang chaka ng english ni mam neturs un pala dinudugo sya.. and particularly sts.. wo0t`!!! .. laitin daw ba grammar ko! oh my gas! sbi nga ni tange "teach more kya pra my m22nan kme",,
anyway by the way highway...sa mga ngyari ngaun, i can say that PROMDI pa din ako, and medyo inosente. (pakialam mo ba! ano tatawa ka pa??)hehehe nag laro kame sa timezone sa MOA, before the play, with chakas arnie,danica and vanessa na hinatak lang nmin para my kasama naman kame. hahaha, 2mawa cla kase ung baby drums ang una kong nilaro..(ehh anu naman?) hahaha.. kaso tumigil ako.. kase sumakit kamay ko.. baka mag ka carpal tunnel syndrome ako.. hahaha .. so nanuod na lang ako.hehehe
2:30 umalis na kame to go to CCP for gerilya play ,starring MR. BEMBOL ROCO, na 1 of my idol specially his twin son,(dominic and lester) nakakatuwa ang play ,madaming trash talk and foul words,(talagang nagmumura sila, pati mga etits hindi nakaligtas lalo na ang ginintuang mais) pero makakarelate ka kasi ganun naman mga pilipino.. hehehe nakakatawa sya, and at the same time may matututunan ka pa.. tapos nkatabi ko pa si MARK GARCiA ,oh san ka pa!(inggit ka nanaman cess mas maliit) hahaha kasama sila riz,migss,rock'n'roll,at ung mahaba baba. hahaha si danica kasi nagwala ayun nakipag palit ng upuan c mark! kinotongan ko nga! hahahah..
after the play, xmpre picture2 na.. kuha ng synopsis, picture kela sandra,arnel,rose,azon, at marami pa, syempre magpapahuli ba ko kay bembol bokal! joke! hahaha galing nya talaga mag act, magartista kya ako. hahaha.. after namin mag picturan sabi ko kay bembol "ikamusta nyo poh ako ky dominic and lester" hahaha .. smile lang sya, di nga ako nasatisfied ehh kya sumigaw ako ng malakas "SiR BEMBOL`!! " tapos ung flying kiss ni angel and piolo sa love me again.. sabay takbo! hehehe ...
after the play, back to MOA na kme with vitug, siobal and ate eS.. yah digidigdigidig na kme.. wahahaha .. timezone ulit.. hanggang 8pm kase pinanood lang namin yung fire works, hehehe .. and sa MOA,(umay) nakita ko nanaman si MARK GARCiA with the troops woot! XD
here's our pictures:
anyway by the way highway...sa mga ngyari ngaun, i can say that PROMDI pa din ako, and medyo inosente. (pakialam mo ba! ano tatawa ka pa??)hehehe nag laro kame sa timezone sa MOA, before the play, with chakas arnie,danica and vanessa na hinatak lang nmin para my kasama naman kame. hahaha, 2mawa cla kase ung baby drums ang una kong nilaro..(ehh anu naman?) hahaha.. kaso tumigil ako.. kase sumakit kamay ko.. baka mag ka carpal tunnel syndrome ako.. hahaha .. so nanuod na lang ako.hehehe
2:30 umalis na kame to go to CCP for gerilya play ,starring MR. BEMBOL ROCO, na 1 of my idol specially his twin son,(dominic and lester) nakakatuwa ang play ,madaming trash talk and foul words,(talagang nagmumura sila, pati mga etits hindi nakaligtas lalo na ang ginintuang mais) pero makakarelate ka kasi ganun naman mga pilipino.. hehehe nakakatawa sya, and at the same time may matututunan ka pa.. tapos nkatabi ko pa si MARK GARCiA ,oh san ka pa!(inggit ka nanaman cess mas maliit) hahaha kasama sila riz,migss,rock'n'roll,at ung mahaba baba. hahaha si danica kasi nagwala ayun nakipag palit ng upuan c mark! kinotongan ko nga! hahahah..
after the play, xmpre picture2 na.. kuha ng synopsis, picture kela sandra,arnel,rose,azon, at marami pa, syempre magpapahuli ba ko kay bembol bokal! joke! hahaha galing nya talaga mag act, magartista kya ako. hahaha.. after namin mag picturan sabi ko kay bembol "ikamusta nyo poh ako ky dominic and lester" hahaha .. smile lang sya, di nga ako nasatisfied ehh kya sumigaw ako ng malakas "SiR BEMBOL`!! " tapos ung flying kiss ni angel and piolo sa love me again.. sabay takbo! hehehe ...
after the play, back to MOA na kme with vitug, siobal and ate eS.. yah digidigdigidig na kme.. wahahaha .. timezone ulit.. hanggang 8pm kase pinanood lang namin yung fire works, hehehe .. and sa MOA,(umay) nakita ko nanaman si MARK GARCiA with the troops woot! XD
here's our pictures:
siobii, me, vits, vane and dhan
2-2 sa CCP mga kups! aq pngtake ng picx.! utot kyo! panget kyo!
c ate eS gnwang unan boobs ni vane! eww!
new love team ayiiii..
girl power papunta na kme sa play.
waa! hndi q pnakawalan c bembol. try lng nia!
fireworks sa MOA
go ate eS.!kinareer ang baby drum.
vanessa! rock n'roll..
there u have it! XD
hehehe pero mag aartista ako. hahaha .. my future na ko!
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